Episode #1763: The Dombass Returns
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2014
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss road rage, ruining people's surprise parties, and other general dombassery they've committed. Then Carey joins the conversation to explain why she married a dombass.
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| 0:00.0 | I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation |
| 0:10.1 | don't have that and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and Iraq everywhere |
| 0:18.4 | like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US |
| 0:26.8 | or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able |
| 0:32.7 | to build up our future for us. Thank you very much. |
| 0:41.6 | This person has something amazing you know maybe you're not seeing yeah you know it's a little |
| 0:46.4 | bit beyond your comprehension at this moment but there's something great about that person. |
| 0:51.5 | I'm just kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that it's weird. Thank you. |
| 0:55.9 | Not a compliment. I've never felt this way about anybody before not even Bobby Sherman who |
| 1:00.4 | I completely and totally adored but now I realize that that was just puppy love and that this is |
| 1:05.6 | the real thing. What do you want to bathe in it? I'm going to live in here. Yes you want to be it? |
| 1:10.8 | Oh my god I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day that's amazing. |
| 1:15.3 | You have it anywhere you like. Beautiful. Hey there everybody welcome to a Monday afternoon edition |
| 1:22.7 | of TBTL this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:29.0 | I'm your host episode 1,763 and a collector's series are counting down the best TBTLs or 2010 or at |
| 1:39.2 | least a 2010-2014 how long have we been doing this show? 2014 and by best I just mean the shows |
| 1:45.6 | that the listeners seemed to take an interest in for one reason or another. I said the criteria |
| 1:50.0 | were that the show was good or that the show was a beautiful disaster or that the show was an |
| 1:54.9 | ugly disaster or that Andrew made a sound that made you laugh at work or some other reason. |
| 2:00.7 | Any of those could have been why people nominated these programs or we're going to tell you what |
| 2:04.3 | show we'll be playing coming up in a moment first though here to help us with it as always |
| 2:09.4 | Andrew Walsh and Los Angeles, California. Hey bud. That was me making a sound. That was not |
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