Episode #1761: Many Happy Returns?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2014
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss hair care, and on this day of Xmas gift returns debate if it was okay that Luke should returned his "lightly used" Halloween costume.
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| 0:00.0 | And I sat down at the desk, looked at right in the eye, and I said, |
| 0:04.0 | just call me bald, municipal. |
| 0:08.0 | I just come up with it. |
| 0:16.0 | I just think of it and I'm like, ah, is that funny? |
| 0:18.0 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:19.0 | And then I just say, you could get that offshore account shaken and not stirred. |
| 0:25.0 | Just like his martinis in the James Bond. |
| 0:28.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:34.0 | Really serious, so you're not asking me about hostess Twinkies, are you? |
| 0:37.0 | You think you're getting behind this microphone? |
| 0:39.0 | Having me talk about Twinkies, this is a setup, man. |
| 0:42.0 | I know it. |
| 0:43.0 | You people are the worst. |
| 0:45.0 | This is a setup. |
| 0:46.0 | I am not answering questions on Twinkies. |
| 0:49.0 | Just cause I'm young doesn't mean that I still have intense womanly feelings. |
| 0:53.0 | I've been taking these huggies and whatever cash you got. |
| 0:57.0 | You've got a panty on your head. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm going to get wasted tonight. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm going to drink kind of cans and yaga bombs all night. |
| 1:04.0 | Yaga bombs? |
| 1:05.0 | Yaga bombs? |
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