Here we will speak about the etiquette of the holiday meal.

Here are the ingredients of the meal, the flesh of a dead bird.

These are Brussels sprouts. They are nature's turn.

They taste like tiny turds. This is stuffing. It is made of bread and vegetables.

It is called stuffing because it was stuffed into the anus of a dead bird.

Here are cranberries and a mash of potato.

What is Billy hidden under his mash?

Look, it is the cranberry. He is being silly.

Look at the nice way that Billy has arranged his food on the plate.

Billy makes a divot in his mash. For his gravy, he is sexually frustrated.

Billy went on a date. Look at how he applies his gravy now.

Now Billy is addicted to pornography.

He doesn't like the salad. It reminds him of death.

T-B-T-L.

Dear, eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus.

Don't even know word yet. Just a little infant, so cuddly.

But still, I'm nip-a-ton.

We thank you so much for this banniful harvest of dominoves, TFC,

and it always delicious Taco Bell.

If I was going to go out and have a Mexican dinner tonight,

and a Italian dinner tonight, it's immaterial.

Yes, it's a beautiful duck.

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