Episode 176 - Dick on Sh*t Eating Grins

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

Maddox freaks out again for Spaghetti Week: Part Deux, children's duvets and the cucks who sleep in them, the Chinese Achilles heel of the invincible and the elite, Randy sends a long text, dating an older woman, Vic Lasagna loses his case, math is racist, "My Wife is Friends with a Pedophile's Wife", Nick Rekieta and his family are violently threatened by "Mad Black Atheist", a multiple felon and mentally challenged former gang member, what to do about a high voice, and a guy who was tricked into eating his own poop calls in to promote his new book; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	All right. Are we ready? God, I still don't know what I'm going to talk about.
0:06.0	Really? Yeah. Isn't there a lot of news?
0:09.0	Isn't there a lot of news?
0:10.0	Yeah, but what is news? I've got more important things to talk about good deal I don't mean news news I mean
0:16.8	dick show news yes there's a lot of that yeah and that wasn't the most
0:21.6	disappointing thing that happened to Randy that night.
0:24.4	Really? We learned yesterday.
0:27.4	Oh boy.
0:28.4	Tanner will have to tell us about that.
0:30.4	Oh.
0:31.6	I don't know.
0:34.0	I don't know.
0:35.0	Tain is just...
0:36.0	He is a grown man.
0:40.0	Oh no. Oh, is this live?
0:44.0	Oh, shit, hi guys.
0:46.0	Randy,
0:47.0	I guess I'll just start with Randy.
0:49.0	I don't know who is the biggest fuck up this week.
0:52.0	Do you want to roll the theme? No, this is the biggest fuck up this week. Do you want to roll the theme?
0:54.0	No, this is the cold open.
0:55.4	Okay.
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