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The Dick Show

Episode 177 - Dick on Men Being Emotional

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Paying my dad's social security, the Garbage-versary and the Garbages Goblin, men's experiences with men being emotional, over-crowded Halloween haunts, Cripp Daddy calls in to talk disabled Halloween costumes, back problems, avocado terrorism, things the army can fix, Ari gives a boob demonstration that I don't remember the point of and plays the war game, Hampture is under attack, pausing for ten minutes, more on #SlimeTime, and my own personal Asterios spaghetti week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh good. What a week. Boy, I know it feels like a couple of weeks, huh?

0:05.0

You live long enough to become the spurg, Sean.

0:09.0

You either die, you either die the hero or live long enough to become the spurg. Oh God.

0:18.0

Is that what happens?

0:19.0

Yeah, I had a poor showing online this week.

0:21.0

Oh you did. Just last night.

0:25.0

A poor showing, I love that.

0:29.0

He had a poor showing in the Preakness.

0:31.0

But let's see if he can, you know, get himself together.

0:35.0

I just got so pissed off. I don't know why.

0:40.0

Talk about it. I don't know. Sometimes what? Sometimes I'm talk about it. I don't know. Sometimes I have a hard time like where

0:45.6

something will just make me angry in a way that it wouldn't like any other day.

0:49.4

I mean I can explain why but it would just takes it's it would take so long and it's so

0:54.5

fucking pointless this is the knife that I was looking for in my truck I gotta put

0:59.2

that back in there what is it it's this amazing titanium knife.

1:03.0

Yeah, Pete Hansman sent it in.

1:04.0

Oh, dude, feel the quality.

1:05.0

That's like a $500.

1:06.0

A $1,500 knife?

1:08.0

A $1,500 knife?

1:09.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:10.0

Holy shit.

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