Episode 175 - Dick on Inappropriate Laughter

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2019

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

I get the side-eye for laughing at the wrong parts of Joker, committing to the bit, the Alphabet Wars heat up over trans-women and their penises, eyeball wiggles, letting 17-year-olds vote, The Cotton Ceiling, impeachment, leaving the door unlocked, the in-group preferences of white liberals, cereal bandits, and fellow Dr. Phil alum, Goose Wayne calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I was roofed. You were roofed. Yeah. Someone roofed me. Uh-huh. You? No. You didn't roofed yourself? My sister roofed me last. Somebody must have, the waiter was giving me a weird look all night
0:14.0	begs a lot of questions it was probably if it was either my sister or the waiter
0:18.9	where was the or the bartender they were both giving me weird homosexual looks.
0:24.0	I was drinking responsibly.
0:27.0	Uh-huh, but my...
0:29.0	I went to see the Joker movie.
0:32.0	Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:33.7	Let me start this, I don't want a 10 minute cold open, all right?
0:37.1	Yeah, you don't have the, uh, I don't have the energy.
0:39.7	You don't have the spraying cells.
0:41.0	No.
0:45.0	This is gonna be a photo finish. Me racing.
0:47.0	Death.
0:48.0	Oh,
0:50.0	Presenting.
0:51.0	Oh, sweet beer.
0:54.0	God, yes.
0:56.0	Dick. things I think.
0:57.0	Dick.
0:58.0	Dick. Dick.
1:00.0	Dick.
1:02.0	Yeah! Yeah!
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