Episode 174 - Dick on Credible Threats

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2019

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Maker spaces ruined, poorly hidden packages, incels vs. The US Army, Maddox brags about stopping an imaginary mass shooter, Joey Salads calls in, how to break up with a girl, peeing over your own head, hazard lights, printed pictures look like garbage, Pedophastry and the scare of global warming, and Dame Pesos brings in a hidden recording of Mundane Matt caught on a hot mic talking about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Do the hose have these cameras? The e-thoths, the cameras?
0:05.0	The ones who need it.
0:06.0	Yeah. I don't know if like, like ethos have. I know there's VR porn, but I don't know if anyone...
0:11.0	But are they streaming it?
0:13.0	You can.
0:15.0	You can.
0:16.0	Because they always try to get away from you when they're doing something shady.
0:19.0	I need to be able to track those bit
0:21.0	I think that's when they started doing the 180 instead of 360. It's like, I need to see what's behind you.
0:25.0	I do. I need a little guy that I can climb around like a spider in their room while they're sleeping.
0:31.0	And look at them.
0:34.0	That's what I need.
0:35.1	I need the camhose to give me full spider access
0:38.8	to their bedrooms at all times.
0:41.2	And I need them to have a shot collar I can swipe my credit card
0:45.6	and zapped yeah exactly don't go over there is that too weird for you no are you
0:51.6	not entertained by that I would say I mean I'm surprised it
0:54.4	doesn't exist actually. Me too. Little zap collar? Shop collar? Yeah they're fun.
1:00.9	People are going around with the text to speech screaming the n-word in public. Why not give them a zap?
1:07.0	Getting in fucking knife fights and pulling guns, yeah.
1:10.0	And that was the end of Andy Worski haven't. Really? I haven't heard from him since.
1:15.0	Yeah, stay the park backs.
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