Episode 173 - Dick on Lost Balls

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Two days with gigantic balls, an Australian takes a trip down Crenshaw, being blessed, the going rate for Thoughts and Prayers, CBD, nanotech, women, and other scams, Zuby Music: the current British female deadlifting record holder, calls in, the legality of telling people to kill themselves, adventures in blackface, Ari has a post-op friend Sean would hit on, auto-continuing subscriptions, the best threesome position, how to fake being a black albino, the decline of nachos, Italian Americans, and Mundane Matt is not the father; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I can't stress how fantastic this day and this week have been.
0:06.0	Really? Yes!
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	Sean.
0:09.0	We'll have to get into this. I'm living the big ball life now.
0:12.0	I'm living... You didn't do it again, did you? I'm going to do it every day for the
0:17.3	rest of my life, I did not do it again. You should just go silicone. If you're thinking about it. You're thinking about keeping it. You might as well.
0:27.5	No, because the process I think'll tell you what buddy like watching somebody shoot heroin or
0:39.5	something yeah yeah I know that's how you do it oh that's that's how you do that. I don't just want to wear the heroin patch. That's boring. Yeah, it's the ritual. It's the ritual. It's like smoking dope, right? It's like part of that, it's like we do this exactly it's like oh you get it
0:53.9	yeah open up your tabs get your needle ping ping ping ping yeah okay
0:58.2	here we get those air bubbles out here's the show. The Big Ball Live.
1:02.6	Is that thing?
1:03.6	H-a-hmm.
1:06.6	Is everything working?
1:10.6	Hmm.
1:09.6	Is everything working?
1:11.6	Hmm. Oh, go. Ready. working. Welcome to Dick! Dick! You on Dick!
1:23.0	The show!
1:24.0	It's a contest.
1:25.0	Come to be live for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
1:26.0	I'm your hostic masses, aka,
1:28.0	a 20 million dollar man.
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