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🗓️ 17 September 2019
⏱️ 165 minutes
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A furry injects saline into my scrotum live on-air, students fight climate change but lose their vaping privileges, Mrs. Monopoly and other Mrs. boardgames, smoking in high school, sex positivity vs. sex negativity, modesty c*cks, how to have a three-way, Vito's school principal the pedophile, me not influencing a school shooting, science fairs, Stuttering John threatens to sue Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", Maddox walks into a bar--and then immediately turns around and walks out, truckers passing one another at half a mile an hour, how much Boomers whine and complain about everything, and Sean chickens out of letting a furry inject saline into his scrotum. All that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. |
0:03.0 | Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
0:08.0 | is a Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. |
0:11.0 | Dick. |
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0:21.0 | Nick. |
0:22.0 | Is that fuck this up already? |
0:23.2 | Welcome to Derek! |
0:24.2 | You did now! |
0:25.2 | You loved Dick, you got it! |
0:26.2 | It's the show where I think the contest. |
0:27.8 | Come to you live for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure. |
0:29.8 | I'm your host Dick Masters and aka the 20 million dollar man, |
0:32.4 | reasonably voted to Merrick's worst Mexican in 21 weeks running. host Dick Masterson, aka the 20 million dollar man recently voted |
0:33.0 | to Marixx in 21 weeks running. |
0:34.8 | Joining me as always, as well touring LA-based comedian Sean, |
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0:39.1 | Hello Dick. |
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