Episode #1726: Podcasters In Cars Ironing Tuxedos

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke starts off in the back of a taxi cab in Portland. Then he goes into a hotel room to iron a tuxedo. Meanwhile, Andrew is in his car in L.A., fighting with other drivers.

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0:00.0	I have a brain tumor.
0:02.6	Oh, Jesus Christ.
0:06.0	How long have you known?
0:07.0	How long have I known?
0:09.0	I can't lie.
0:11.0	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:13.0	I just couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.
0:16.0	Break up.
0:17.0	Not with you sick like this. I'm going to take care of you.
0:20.0	No, no, no. I said I don't have a brain tumor.
0:22.0	That's just the brain tumor talking.
0:24.0	Oh, my God. No, listen to me.
0:25.0	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:29.0	Go and rest your tumor.
0:31.0	I'd kiss you goodbye, but I don't want to get brain cancer.
0:34.0	T-B-T-L.
0:39.0	My friend is a blackjack dealer.
0:41.0	And I was forearm.
0:42.0	He has a tattoo of an ace and a jack.
0:44.0	You see, I'm a blackjack player.
0:46.0	I'm my forearm.
0:47.0	I'm going to get a tattoo of a ten and a two.
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