Episode #1725: A Schmekel For Your Thoughts

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew read poetry on air, compare pee stories, and play offensive rap music. So yeah, your basic Thursday on TBTL.

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0:00.0	What are you on the words of wisdom? What about for all the other kids trying to learn how to ride their bike?
0:04.6	Can you say anything to them?
0:11.2	Everybody, I know you can believe in yourself. If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike.
0:19.2	If you don't, you just keep practicing.
0:23.0	You will get the hang of it, and I know it.
0:26.0	If you keep practicing, you will get the hang of it.
0:32.0	Again, you can get better and better at it.
0:34.7	If you get, if you do it.
0:37.1	Give me some thumbs up.
0:38.9	Signs up everybody for walking wall.
0:48.5	It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I said so.
0:53.8	All right, let's do an honest sound check. Test test, one, two.
0:56.4	I disappointed my parents, two, two.
0:58.6	Testing, one, two bad career choice, one, two, one, two.
1:02.2	Anyone have a couch, I can sweep on, two, two.
1:04.8	One, two, dream spading.
1:06.5	Test, test, one, two.
1:08.3	I think we're good.
1:09.4	Despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stink eye in our class yesterday.
1:13.9	The tree is not my girlfriend, right?
1:15.3	And I doubt that she gave me the stink eye.
1:16.8	That's just the way her face looks, you know? That's just her face.
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