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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1727: Cereal

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

An entire episode of TBTL dedicated to cereal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Right now it's rolling. Okay. In this pronounce, uh, Chateau San Michelle.

0:03.3

Support for TBTL comes from Chateau, Chateau. Support for TBTL comes from Chateau San Michelle,

0:09.7

located in Woodenville, Washington. Featuring a variety of amazing wines for your upcoming holiday

0:14.0

celebration. Including their reasoning, which is the perfect, which is the perfect turkey.

0:19.2

Which is the perfect turkey wine. Look for the Chateau San Michelle display in a grocery store near you.

0:25.2

And don't forget to tag your fun holiday photos on Twitter. With the hashtag

0:30.0

a toast to Chateau San Michelle, official wine sponsor of TBTL.

0:35.6

I actually drink Chateau San Michelle. Really? Look at this stuff.

0:39.6

That's cereal. It's supposed to be good for you.

0:42.0

Previously on cereal. I gave my wife a bowl full of Frankenberry. She took one bite of Frankenberry

0:47.3

and she was like, week in the knees. Hello, my name is Boo. That's me finish.

0:53.6

Booberry is Booberry actually blueberry flavored or is it just called Booberry because it's a ghost?

1:00.0

There are no female cereal characters like at all, right? This is a global talent

1:07.8

which they call from. There's carbon crunch. And it made a

1:13.5

from Maryland correctional to Filipino. Wait, Captain Crunch is in prison in Maryland.

1:21.7

That does not sound good. This sounds good though.

1:25.2

A TBTL edition that we're calling cereal. That's right, an entire episode of our little

1:32.0

imaginary radio show, which we like to say just might be too beautiful to live an entire

1:37.3

episode dedicated to the topic of cereal. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

1:44.4

This is episode 1,727 in a collector's series. This show is meant to be listened to in order.

1:54.5

If you're just joining us at this point, you're going to need to go back to episode one.

2:02.0

I guess we'll see you in like three years or something.

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