Dad the rice you have really outdone yourself the rice is great. Well, thanks man

That but you know what that means a lot to me when dad the rice is perfect. I mean it's moist. It's perfectly cooked

You timed it right. Uh-huh. Yeah, so tender, but it's not mushy. You know it yields to the bite

But not without a little struggle, you know, I mean you got to still open your mouth and chew it

It's not that it goes right in. Well, it's not gonna bite itself. Yeah, I know what you're saying

This is Mr. T and I want to tell you out there in Rio land

You better keep listening to the station and if you don't I'm coming after you one question

Who the hell hit the chicken switch

Huh? Who the hell hit the chicken switch? What you just said

Is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it

I got a great night planned and as soon as I get the show out of the way we'll be all set

Why don't you try throw the enthusiasm into this job? Oh, huh?

I can't tell you one thing

This podcast is not going to bite itself. No, it is not on this Wednesday afternoon edition of the program

I like turtles. I do too. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. This is episode 1,700 and

24 in a collector series. Oh my god guys, we are crushing it

We are gonna crush it with a variety of topics that we think will be fascinating for you to listen to why now

What are they doing and how can you steer clear of it all at least those of you who are left

Listening to the program which brings us to the first topic that we'll likely discuss and that would be

Well the things that I said about voting and the importance of voting yesterday

Who cares about this stupid election?

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