First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face. These are the best Cajun chicken niblets. I've ever had

Also, we're gonna want to get dessert. I'm wondering which wine pairs best with the Oreo cheesecake

I wouldn't know that you don't know. Okay, perhaps you should send over the house Somalian

Greg is from Nigeria. No, I don't mean Craig. I don't see how this helps us. I just want

cheesecake with a good wine. Let's get dessert and just get some more drinks, huh?

T-B-T-L!

One thing you can do, you can paint the inner tubes. You can paint them with flowers, you can paint them with fish, you can paint them with

battleships, you can paint them and look like a torpedo.

Dude, give me a brach. This is grass clippings. Give us the real deal or we're out of here.

What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald do's, okay? The four peas and one B.

Politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, proactive, be on time. What are you doing? Don't do that.

But duality. What? No, don't do that. Now it's five peas. No, I already have four peas. That's an RDD.

That's a Ron Donald do? No, Ron Donald don'ts. This is so confusing, Ron.

You know what I'm gonna do for you guys? I'm gonna hook you up to the best stuff, okay?

You guys jump into my van. Dolphin it for sharks. Come on.

Tell us what's it like to be on top of the world?

Honestly, this is great. I feel terrific. I look great. We're in the suit to the office. No joke.

It makes you better than everyone else there.

Only one problem with that little theory. I'm not wearing a suit to the office today.

And yet, we got no choice but to plunge ahead with this Tuesday afternoon edition of

TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I just want to hug this show and never let it go.

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