Episode 171 - Dick on The Autoblow

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2019

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

The Autoblow machine, The Liquor Fairy and hitting a wall, the Sean Show, a tyranny of government occupational licensing fees, women and taxes, a prelude to a grand ball, inspiration vs. manipulation, a moon hoax, dating much younger girls, Hurricane Atlanta, giving my dad gas, Walmart stops selling bullets, the Taking Up Space Force, emotional intelligence, and a big stack of stripper ones; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	You know what?
0:02.0	As long as you know where something is,
0:05.0	like that's...
0:06.0	I always hate it when it's like, this table's a mess.
0:08.0	It's like, no, it's exactly I know where everything is.
0:11.0	That guy, if he were to put his nail polish in his purse maybe you know who knows
0:16.1	what's the bottom of those things if he were to put his nail polish you know I don't know
0:20.1	in a it's an asshole. It's fine.
0:23.0	It's hard to forget about it.
0:24.0	I'm just like once a day he's fishing it out of the toilet.
0:27.0	I'm going to tell you about knowing where things are.
0:29.0	It's driving me fucking insane, but I'm starting the show first.
0:31.0	Here we go.
0:32.0	Presenting. Talking insane, but I'm starting the show first. Here we go.
0:43.0	Presenting. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:44.0	Dick.
0:45.0	Ready.
0:46.0	Y Y!
0:47.0	Yeah! Welcome to Dick! You want Dick you need Yeah,
0:53.0	welcome to Dick.
0:54.0	You want Dick, you need to, you love, you got it.
0:56.0	It's a show where everything's a contest
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