Episode 170 - Dick on Losing Drugs

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The AI Autoblow machine, a plague of consent ruins Burning Man, racist butterflies, falling asleep while driving, losing all your drugs, windshield stickers, a petition to lay a mother f*cker out, orbiters, another virgin contest winner, Fisher Price cameras for idiots, My Man grinds for gold, and obnoxious unpluggers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh, wow.
0:05.0	Wow.
0:06.0	Jesus got your nails painted and everything.
0:08.0	Oh God, I forgot about that.
0:10.0	I just saw that.
0:12.0	I was like, hey, what the fuck?
0:14.0	Oh shit, man.
0:17.0	I really don't know where I am.
0:20.0	No idea.
0:22.0	No idea. None at all. I have no idea how long it's been. The last thing I remember was being in this room.
0:31.0	The last thing with Dankula. Oh shit that's right he was
0:36.5	here I forgot about that. Yeah Dankula was here my Twitter got logged
0:40.3	Dankula came in my Twitter got fucked. All right. We went out drinking. And then I woke up immediately and left for burning men.
0:50.0	And that was it. And then it's like a real, it is a blur.
0:55.0	A bad, this is a just one twirling blur after that.
1:03.0	So it feels like the same episode.
1:05.0	Oh.
1:06.0	Should we just pick up where we left off?
1:08.0	It feels like I haven't.
1:10.0	Yeah, feels like I haven't left.
1:11.0	Fe like Dankula just walked out of the room.
1:13.2	Yeah, Sean is actually taking a break upstairs.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dick Masterson, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dick Masterson and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.