Episode #1699: Youtube Yachtsman

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke deals with nautical stresses while Andrew does some deep research on the cartoonist behind "Watermelon Toothpaste-gate"

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0:00.0	Coming to the Greenwich Civic Center from London's West End, Sir Lloyd Wilson Webers
0:04.5	wrap the musical.
0:05.7	Just give me that big, booming face in your face, that booming face.
0:12.7	Give me that stupid, bad rhyme every time.
0:17.8	Just drive the crime.
0:20.1	Wrap the musical contains no rap music.
0:22.7	How going on a dry boy, just me, Posse and me.
0:27.2	I'm a gangster of the old school you can call me OG.
0:31.3	Wrap the musical.
0:32.4	The fun of rap without all that rap.
0:34.9	TVTL.
0:41.0	Let's talk about Mindy.
0:42.6	Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies.
0:45.0	No one has addressed that.
0:46.5	Scrunchies.
0:47.5	I've never worn a fucking scrunchie in my whole life.
0:50.1	You want to wear them, though.
0:51.6	Being like that and how would that be easy?
0:53.7	Paul Hansen-Messie, be short, fat and smell like Doritos
0:56.5	and try to make it Hollywood.
0:57.8	You must be Lakshmi Barfaka.
0:59.8	Very good.
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