Always a pleasure to tune into Crockett and Tubbs, checking out the Hot Women's Sunset, ride those fast cars and chase those women.

You get the cigarettes boats and the furries and the fast women and the fast guys are telling you, man, that is a show that I don't want to miss.

Miami Vice is number one of mine, but what a hot show, keep it up, guys.

TVTL!

Hi gentlemen, I hope you heard that joke that was meant for you to hear it.

Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

The same different words means what? It means we're not on the same diet page.

I want to apologize to everybody for the wrong that I've done.

I want to learn and grow from this.

That's like a sexual 9-11 in my opinion, you know, for sexual Cuban Missile Crisis at the least.

A lot of people say I have a real Cuban laugh, it's like...

Oh, that's a great laugh.

We'll get ready to use those great laughs because we've got a bunch of stuff that should tickle and delight you.

On this Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Why now? What are they doing?

And how can you steer clearer at all?

My name is Luke Burbank, I have your host.

I can go and write it and we'll do it live.

This is episode 1,698 in a collector's series.

We do not have time for this kind of series.

Coming to you from the Small Maritime Village of Port Towns in Washington,

we've got the whole family here helping out today.

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