Episode #1700: Pay For The Pizza

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a new favorite song, and it's performed by a 9-year-old, and it's about pooping. We take a listen, then we tell a bunch of hurtful drummer jokes.

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0:00.0	It seems a joke.
0:01.5	Why ain't laughing? What about you, Billy?
0:04.0	Hell no. This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had the dream to dance.
0:08.0	The deck was stacked against Dallas.
0:10.0	You know how she overcame those odds?
0:11.5	By believing in herself and trying.
0:13.5	She literally had to become a maniac.
0:15.5	She had to strip down to nothing. She had to sit in that chair and arch her back and she pulled the chain
0:19.0	to nowhere and doused herself with water.
0:21.0	Are you talking to her flash dance?
0:22.5	The movie from the 80s?
0:23.5	Yeah, you're damn right, I am.
0:24.5	She believes so hard she spun.
0:26.0	And she spun herself into our hearts.
0:28.5	Now, in the second half of whatever the hell you guys call this game.
0:32.0	Let's put on our leg warmers and let's dance our asses.
0:34.5	T-B-T-L!
0:40.0	What are the devil's cheese and sausage?
0:42.0	Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you are doing?
0:45.0	Learned about Cuba having some food.
0:47.5	So if somebody says, hey, how you doing?
0:50.0	You just go. What up, yeah? Got it?
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