Episode #1697: All Kickstarted Out
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2014
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Luke is feeling the pressure to support a lot of kickstarter projects he may or may not be jazzed about. Andrew has bad instincts regarding business cards.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Tilly, can Jewish people pull hamstrings? |
| 0:03.0 | Yes, Alan, of course they can. |
| 0:05.0 | You know, this is a relevant. |
| 0:06.0 | I don't care that you're a Christian. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm not a Christian. I'm a salarian. |
| 0:11.0 | It's a religious sect out of Fresno. |
| 0:13.0 | We believe that there was a typo in the Bible |
| 0:15.0 | and that Jesus' name is actually J.S.U. 5. |
| 0:18.0 | Really? What else you believe in? |
| 0:20.0 | We also believe that it was written that the Messiah |
| 0:22.0 | will come when the lions gather around the big bald mountain. |
| 0:25.0 | We believe in that, and thou shalt not commit sarcasm. |
| 0:28.0 | That's a real good commandment. |
| 0:31.0 | Thanks, Marty. |
| 0:33.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:39.0 | You, like, are definitely... |
| 0:41.0 | You're the real thing that a lot of people say. |
| 0:43.0 | So, do you think, if you weren't... |
| 0:45.0 | I mean, if you were less fake, |
| 0:47.0 | do you think you would be, or you could, or you have a desire to? |
| 0:49.0 | Let me tell you something. |
| 0:50.0 | I inhale your second hand smoke. |
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