Jimmy Haslum, did you buy a f***ing team to watch Brian f***ing hoier, go three and f***ing out, every f***ing series, you got Johnny Manzel on the f***ing bench.

I want him in the game. I know damn well you want him in the game.

We had to settle for some piece of f***ing garbage coach because no one else wanted to come here.

Well now it's time you have the ability to change that.

Make a call down to that bald-headed mother f***ing to put man down it.

This is embarrassing.

In 40 f***ing five f***ing years, I've never seen nothing. This f***ing bad.

Mike Patton is f***ing garbage.

Mike Patton sucks.

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Do you hear the word about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plate, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?

Yeah, that's a good one.

Either I had a bottle of vodka or I had a bottle of vodka, but anyway we were drinking vodka and I was so happy that I found someone who would drink vodka with me, you know.

If they want to drink more love, we're drinking more love.

No, if anybody orders more love, I'm leaving. I'm not drinking any f***ing more love.

He's specific, but not memorable. Be funny, but don't make him laugh.

These are really good, you want to try one?

Does that have shell food in it?

Shell food?

Yes, again well put, you have a way with words.

Indeed, hey there everybody from the Hotel Deluxe in beautiful Portland, Oregon.

This is a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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