Episode #1681: Don't Worry Baby

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2014

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke reports on his time at the Wooden Boat Festival and Andrew has some unorthodox methods for trying to reduce the stress in his life.

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0:00.0	And I sat down at the desk, looked at right in the eye, and I said,
0:04.0	just call me bald, municipal.
0:07.0	No!
0:09.0	No!
0:12.0	I don't know how you do it.
0:14.0	I just come up with it. I just think of it and I'm like,
0:17.0	ah, is that funny? Guess it is, and then I just say,
0:20.0	you can get that offshore account shaken and not stirred.
0:25.0	Just like his martinis in the James Bond.
0:28.0	T-B-T-L.
0:34.0	Really serious, so you're not asking me about hostess Twinkies, are you?
0:37.0	You think you're getting behind this microphone?
0:39.0	Having me talk about Twinkies, this is a setup, man.
0:42.0	I know it. You people are the worst.
0:45.0	This is a setup. I am not answering questions on Twinkies.
0:49.0	Guess cause I'm young doesn't mean that I don't have intense, womanly feelings.
0:53.0	I've been taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
0:57.0	You got a panty on your head.
0:59.0	I'm going to get wasted tonight.
1:01.0	I'm going to drink kind of kinsk and yagobons all night.
1:04.0	Yagobons?
1:06.0	Yagobons? Yagobons? Yagobons?
	...

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