Morgan Freeman was born in 1937. He narrated his own birth, saying,

leaving the warm comfort of his mother's womb, I, Morgan Freeman, and to the world.

Soon I will make my first poop, one of many in the life of Morgan Freeman.

The first time that Morgan Freeman saw himself crying in the mirror, he became old.

And he remained that way his whole life.

If you're having a rough day, think about Morgan Freeman.

Because he's certainly thinking about you.

TVTN!

Listen, I've got to give a clue here now.

I don't want any more bullshit any time during the day.

From anyone, that includes me.

This is going to be very hot.

It's going to be very uncomfortable for everybody.

Want anybody yelling?

We get anybody yelling around here any more today, and then the s**t is going to hit the fan.

I'm the vice president of the United States, you stupid little s**t!

That door should be half a tight, so that people can only approach me in my office on their s**t needs.

I don't know what their male or female apparatus is like, but you know it's got to be working in some way

because a little hobby is coming from birth.

You can't tell the boys from the girls, which must make it exciting for them.

You know, it's just fine out with that apparatus.

It says, you're a boy.

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