Gambling to say you think about gambling it's not gambling when you know you're going to win counting cards is a full-proof system

It's also illegal. It's not illegal. It's frowned upon like

masturbating on an airplane

What's up internet? What's up? I thought you was in Hawaii a lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii

You're not special. You're not exceptional

Contrary to what your uninesocker trophy suggests your glowing seventh grade report card despite every assurance of a certain

Corpulent purple dinosaur that nice mr. Rogers in your baddie on Sylvia

You are nothing special

Now

Let's forget all this nastyness and have some whole some freshly delivered pizza. Ciao, please

No, I won't stop

Don't do that. We don't do that because you didn't even use it in the right way. I can't understand a word you said the whole time

To eat some peanut butter or something. Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof your mouth

Oh, that was good meatloaf and it really got us in the right frame of mind for this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live

Wow, it was great. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. It's episode

1,673 and a collector series I

Do some of the power of all the gods that and meatloaf those are my kind of my pre-show rituals just to let you

Behind the curtain a little bit to let you understand how the greatness that is this imaginary radio show

Comes together each and every week day. Hi, this is Luke's mom, so the coming tonight on TBTL

We've gotten another update on the

locker room behavior of Michael Sam a

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