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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1670: Andrew The Joke Thief

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2014

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Andrew comes clean about a joke he stole from one of his co-workers and presented on TBTL as an original thought.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What are you watching baggage baggage? What's baggage? Okay, so there are three contestants

0:06.3

Today there are girls and this guy Danny is looking for love and they each have three suitcases a little one a meeting one

0:11.4

And a big one and then they have like their secret baggage

0:14.6

And they reveal it and if it's super freaky human makes them okay like this chick the black one or the blonde one

0:20.0

You have the black one her little is baggage is that she spends a thousand dollars a month on her weave

0:24.3

Which hosts Jerry Springer thinks is unbeatable her medium baggage is a two points or wedding after the first date

0:29.8

And her biggest baggage is that she pokes holes and condoms. Whoa

0:33.8

That's a crazy thing to do and

0:41.3

I was listening to your program on my car radio. What do you think so far?

0:45.4

I'm a fan of yours a really big fan everywhere you go

0:49.4

They have different names for different fish every every single place you go

0:52.6

I mean even if you go from from New York to Florida

0:55.8

Fish is one of five. Yeah, so when you get to France by the time you get to France it has a different name

1:01.6

Yeah, geez fake. You're not lucky. You are to be hanging out with me. I know I'm really lucky me hanging out with you

1:06.7

I mean what you're learning. Oh, I'm learning. Yeah, I'm crazy stuff. No, this is this has to do with fear

1:11.1

You have a fear of dying the demons don't really care what you chant as long as you do what they want

1:15.6

Poor chap sandwiches. Poor chap sandwiches. If I were you I wouldn't focus on what he's saying, but more the fact that he's saying something

1:23.1

me

1:25.1

Luke me bring you this Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL

1:31.2

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to look

1:35.5

We're going. We don't need

1:39.0

This right here is episode

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