Episode #1669: The TRUMPF of podcast episodes.
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2014
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Andrew comes up with a new Gold Standard for describing things & Luke thinks dogs these days are spoiled.
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| 0:00.0 | My daughter told me a joke the other day and she tells great jokes. I've been doing comedy for 25 years |
| 0:06.5 | I know every joke even if I haven't heard it you start telling me a joke |
| 0:10.2 | I know I know how it's gonna work, but her jokes I have no idea what's gonna happen. I have no idea |
| 0:16.0 | This is a joke. She told me the day she said |
| 0:19.5 | Who didn't let the gorilla |
| 0:22.0 | into the ballet |
| 0:26.0 | Into the ballet |
| 0:28.0 | Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Already I love this joke. I have not heard this joke |
| 0:34.7 | This is a new joke for me |
| 0:36.7 | Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? And I said who and she said just the people who are in charge of that decision |
| 0:48.1 | This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end |
| 0:52.1 | That's where I saw the leprechaun |
| 0:54.6 | He told me to burn things |
| 0:56.6 | It's a lot of things about me. You don't know anything about daddy |
| 0:59.9 | Things you wouldn't understand |
| 1:01.9 | Things you couldn't understand |
| 1:04.1 | Things you shouldn't understand |
| 1:08.0 | I don't understand |
| 1:09.2 | We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives |
| 1:12.5 | It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was also theater |
| 1:19.1 | A theater of the mind |
| 1:22.4 | Each and every weekday |
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