Episode #1671: Don't Pee There.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Sean discuss the do's and don'ts of going #1. Also, Megan Kelso weighs in on what makes a compelling comic.

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0:00.0	It's all coming back to me!
0:02.0	I slept on her whole dog bed stuffed with wigs.
0:05.0	I watched a prostitute stab a clown.
0:08.0	A basketball who was a ribcage?
0:11.0	A ribcage?
0:13.0	I seen a blind guy by a police horse.
0:16.0	The presence I lived in was named at the Zachary Taylor.
0:19.0	Generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
0:23.0	I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo.
0:26.0	They were very proud.
0:28.0	TVTL!
0:33.0	Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
0:36.0	Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs.
0:42.0	What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
0:47.0	He looked like a homeless guy who's been to a soup kitchen that specializes in ice cream soup.
0:51.0	Can I just stop you real quick and just say what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.
0:56.0	A lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high-five, and a lot of smiles.
1:00.0	This is good.
1:01.0	Lisa from Hastings, New York, wants to know if you've ever done a little tracky role play in the bedroom.
1:06.0	Oh yeah.
1:07.0	You can't say anything anymore that people don't take up dirty and I'm sorry.
1:10.0	That disgust me.
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