Episode 167 - Dick on Plot Holes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

Epstein kills himself, butts invade America, IRL plot holes, Vito is in studio, white women f*ck dogs, my dad turns me into a bicycler, one in three women use Tindr for free food, millennials have no friends, the $100 Kiwi Chris threat bet, dick pics, why to bring a gun to school and create child pornography, and body acceptance double standards when it comes to the penis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	The spaghetti train has no brakes. It's out of control. I do it like this. Oh yeah, that looks good.
0:07.0	Maybe I could staple it to my headphones. I have to put them on like this.
0:12.0	Mm-hmm.
0:13.0	That's pretty good looking.
0:15.0	Actually, it looks like you're wearing a hat.
0:17.0	Well, except for that one side's flared out.
0:19.0	Well, if you know if you stay below...
0:20.0	What you mean?
0:21.0	Well, that looks pretty good. It's folded, but it should, I don't know.
0:25.0	You gotta look dead on, I think.
0:27.0	That's right.
0:28.0	Yeah, there you go.
0:30.0	All right.
0:32.0	All right, let's do it. Okay.
0:35.0	Presenting.
0:37.0	Dick.
0:38.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Yeah,
0:53.0	welcome to Dick, you on Dink, you, dig, you got it, it's the show of this contest.
0:57.0	Come to you live from Mountain Bunker Depot in the heart of city failure.
1:00.0	I'm your hostic masters, aka the 20 million dollar man.
1:02.0	Recently voted to Merrick's worst Mexican 15. I'm your hostic Masters, aka The 20 Million Dollar Man.
1:02.8	Recently Voted to Mary's worst Mexican 15 weeks
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