Episode 168 - Dick on Road Rage: Minneapolis

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Two hobbits steal 80s Girl's car and I sleep through it, the Yang Gang wants you to live in a trash can, Let's Talk About Suicide, fifty ways to secretly record your lover, Egg Clay Day, doubling down on a d*ck pic debt, how to disciprine, Crippled Jesus' strip club adventure,a Mumkey Jones sex tape review, back pain, racing automatic previews, sports for losers, and everything you know about obesity is wrong; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I thought everybody's reaction to the Nicollet contest was funny as well even though we didn't bring them up.
0:05.8	All right let me let's start let's start. Well you got to talk about it. Talk about the text you got too from the venue.
0:11.2	Yeah, yeah let me find it.
0:14.0	Yeah.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	I think sick, sick, sick, sick, sick,
0:18.0	sick, sick, sick, and sick.
0:20.0	Oh,
0:21.0	ready.
0:22.0	Y! Yeah!
0:25.0	Welcome to Dad, you want Dick, you know, you love, you got it.
0:30.0	The show, rather than this contest,
0:31.0	is coming to be live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
0:35.0	I'm your hostick Masterson.
0:37.0	20 million dollar man recently voted America's worst Mexican, 18 weeks running, something like that.
0:41.0	Joining me as always is world touring LA-based comedian Sean, I'm the audio engineer.
0:45.0	Hello, Dick.
0:46.0	What's up buddy?
0:47.0	Is this the text you're referring to?
0:49.0	There are people painting their faces black.
0:52.0	My GM wants to know is that something you joke
0:54.7	about sorry he's asking me to ask you these you know sorry sorry for asking you
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