Episode 165 - Dick on Hugging the Cactus
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2019
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Going Bald, Second Hand Drinking, Andy Signore
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| 0:00.0 | I'm in a too silly mood already. |
| 0:03.0 | The contract... |
| 0:04.0 | You're too silly of a mood? |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | The contract... |
| 0:07.0 | This is from Chris. |
| 0:08.0 | The contract has to be legal within your state. |
| 0:11.0 | So if there's any breach, there are consequences. |
| 0:15.0 | Because I don't have the money to fight it. |
| 0:18.0 | I... |
| 0:19.0 | How do you talk that? |
| 0:21.0 | I don't know. |
| 0:22.0 | I can't even continue it. |
| 0:25.0 | Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, |
| 0:28.0 | Dick, Dick, |
| 0:31.0 | Ready? |
| 0:32.0 | Y Y! Yeah, welcome to Dick. You want Dick, you need, you know, look, you got it. It's a show where everything's a contest. Coming to you live, and a little dick, it's a show where everything's a contest. Coming to you live for a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city you, L.A. L.A. You got it. It's a show where everything is a mountain bunker deep in the |
| 0:44.4 | heart of the city of failure. I'm your host, like, a K-A. 20 million dollar man. |
| 0:48.2 | Recently, America's worst Mexican, 14 weeks running. |
| 0:50.7 | With me as always this, world touring, LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Thanks, |
| 0:53.0 | with me as always as, world touring LA-based comedian, |
| 0:54.0 | Sean the audio engineer. |
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