Episode 164 - Dick on Full Moons

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2019

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Debunking the great moon conspiracy, the $15 minimum wage doesn't go far enough, ultra-progs attack knitting, Liu job lynch mobs a Dickhead, the very beautiful Veronica LaVery reads the news and won't make a sex doll, people who are allergic to coasters, people who use subtitles who are not deaf, people who throw cats, people who need to go back to where they came from, people who choke on grapes, unrealistic car seat adjustments, Matt F*ckface asks a girl out on air, and handling disappointment; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick.
0:03.0	Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Ready.
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:16.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick, you know, look, you got it. It's the show.
0:23.4	Where everything's a contest.
0:25.2	Coming to you live from Mount Bunker Deep,
0:26.4	the Hardy City Failure, I'm your hostick,
0:27.8	Masterson AK, AK, the $20 million man recently voted America's
0:30.6	worst Mexican 13 weeks running.
0:32.2	Joining me as always as
0:33.0	LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer.
0:35.0	Hello Dick.
0:36.0	Sean, go back to where you came from.
0:38.0	Oh boy.
0:39.0	Take that.
0:40.0	Starting off with a bang.
0:42.0	Go back to Ireland or wherever.
0:44.0	You stupid preck or wherever you're from.
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