I'm gonna cut to the chase. Please do. I'm an athlete, but I'm also a businessman. You've got a classy joint here. Yeah.

And you're trying to lure customers in with caveman spending a sign around. It's actually it's

technically a rangatang. Well, it just seems to me an establishment such as this could go for an

overhaul in the advertising spokesman game. I'm talking about a real celebrity. Not some

sign spinning monkey. I'm like me in the store. Live uncut in person. Bring it in the customers.

Lube in the deals. Holy s**t. This must be my s**t and lucky day. First off,

Kenny Powers walks into my showroom. And then he says he wants to do personal appearance.

It's goddamn amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of star power. And I think it would make this night

a grand success. And I think it will only cost you two grand. Yeah, I'm gonna pay you 100 bucks.

A humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it, making s**t loads of money,

having expensive luxurious things. That way in case one day you're not famous, you can still be

rich as hell in better than everyone around you. Okay, so now we have two catch 22

situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that? How about catch 44? I mean, you don't

know how to do anything, but you have so much potential. Wait a minute. This isn't my world.

It's supported!

Oh man, give it like 45 minutes and you will know the meaning of disappointment, my friends. That is

because here we sit at the precipice of a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. When I saw myself pooping, I was just like, you gotta be

kidding me. Common reaction to listening to this here. Imaginary radio program, it is the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. What? And it is episode 1,619 in a collector series,

my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. We got a lot of show for you. Hi, this is Luke's mom

Suzy coming tonight on TBTL. Our favorite footballer, Richard Sherman, in the news again.

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