Episode #1620: Obligatory Kissing

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke goes on a very long tangent about the American Political system while Andrew remembers the worst first kiss of all time.

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0:00.0	Took you one minute and 12 seconds to tell one joke. It's too long.
0:07.0	No, I didn't. I didn't.
0:09.0	Comedy is about timing, son.
0:14.0	Timing. You got to get him. You got to tell him.
0:18.0	Timing.
0:26.0	Okay.
0:27.0	Work on your speed.
0:33.0	You come out. You say hello. You start the show.
0:36.0	Here's the show. What's the mystery?
0:38.0	It all people think I'm fancy, but I like nothing more than to end the day
0:43.0	with one of these fine hamburger sandwiches from the good people at the McDonald's.
0:48.0	I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
0:52.0	Get out of here. What is going on?
0:55.0	What do you got here? A thunder hurricane going on?
0:58.0	A thunder blizzard hurricane. Let's get to the good stuff here.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	A thunder blizzard hurricane of imaginary radio that is.
1:12.0	That is because my friends, you have stumbled across a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.
1:21.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:24.0	Oh, it's grown now. It's really grown now.
1:28.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:33.0	I'll explain in just a moment why I just had a weird little moment of hesitation right at the top of the show.
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