Sitting in a chair for long periods of time not only make sure lower back ache

It can leave you with a sore bottom too.

You know I drive this truck for hours at a time

And trust me, these seats are hard as a rock

But since I started using forever company

My back feels good and my bottom feels good

T-B-T-L

I really want to study this whole thing of drinking, getting drunk

And people saying that they're having a good time

Get the f*** off the internet

You are of no use to anybody

You want to call me unhinsed?

I am, you'd be right

Heavy metal definitely rules

Twins and fists are Jews pre-stocking

Aussie scorpions, they all rule

I'm gonna make you work for your dollars

Say something with that great radio voice

But it's not on TV, that's the internet thing

Yeah, going on I think like

Five years of just being an internet thing

This here, it's T-B-T-L

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