Episode #1609: Hasty Careless and Halfass LLC.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke has another dog-related run-in at the beach and a listener writes in defending yards full of junk.

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0:00.0	The main stay of the Alamo diet is corn.
0:03.6	Corn can be prepared in many ways.
0:06.0	It can be boiled, shut, creamed, or in this case, dried.
0:11.6	Corn can also be used to make tortillas.
0:15.8	Yes, there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn,
0:19.6	all of which I will tell you about right now.
0:22.4	TVTL!
0:27.4	What's your story taught to me?
0:29.4	My face is an awesome face.
0:32.2	If you cease to exist, it wouldn't matter to me.
0:35.6	I know how to act normal, okay?
0:37.8	I'll be normal.
0:38.6	I cannot do this, okay?
0:40.4	The Lord need to delegate temperature
0:42.4	and weather to somebody else.
0:43.6	Where the hell is Moses?
0:45.0	Talk to Moses about this,
0:46.6	because the Lord is out of control
0:48.2	and I cannot deal with this.
0:50.6	I am not tropical.
0:52.0	I'm not a damn toucan.
0:53.6	This is f***ing it.
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