Welcome to Thought for Your Thoughts. I'm your Pony and host, Derry Murbels.

And I'm your Eagletonian host, August Clementine.

Yes, if you have not heard our program in a while,

Thought for Your Thoughts now has a co-host thanks to the Pony Eagleton merger.

I believe that is the Eagleton Pony merger, Nesba.

I'd like to apologize to our listeners for my co-host Sudden and Violent Outburst just now.

Our guest is former City Councilwoman Leslie Nope.

Leslie, thought for your thoughts. I said it.

Absorb the aggression, Derry. Absorb the aggression.

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Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.

I will find out if there are.

Yeah, I'm sure you would. But there's none because that would be stupid of us.

And we're not stupid. Silly move. It's a no.

Wait, this one is the color copier, isn't it? That one?

This is the colored copier. That one is the color copier.

So this is the black and white copier. That's the white copier.

Look, I just need to make a color copier.

We'll go ahead and do it. Just don't use the colored copier.

The white copier is better anyway. It makes colored copies.

Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TVTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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