Gambling is anything about gambling it's not gambling when you know you're

going to win counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not

illegal it's frowned upon like masturbating on an airplane.

T-B-T-M!

What's up internet? What's up? I thought you was in Hawaii. A lot of people think a lot

of things about Hawaii. You're not special. You're not exceptional. Contrary to

what your U-9 soccer trophy suggests you're glowing seventh grade report card

despite every assurance of a certain corpulent purple dinosaur that nice

Mr. Rogers and your batty on Sylvia you are nothing special. Hey mom! The meatloaf!

We want it now! The meatloaf! Let's forget all this nastyness and have some

potent freshly delivered pizza. Child, please! No! I won't stop. Don't do that.

We won't do that because you didn't even use it in the right way. I can't

understand a word you said the whole time. Do you eat some peanut butter or

something? Yeah you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

It's just that I haven't done this in a long time that's why you're having some

problems maybe understanding me. I'm very excited though to be here on this

Monday afternoon this Monday holiday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that

just might be too beautiful to live. Oh yeah! Let it not be said the TBTL isn't

working hard for you. Here we are on Memorial Day bringing you what we I guess

would call the fun. Whatever it is exactly we do. Here my name is Luke

Burbank. I'm your host. It's episode 1,608 in a collector series. We do have

all kinds of stuff to talk about particularly considering I've been away for a

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