Episode #1574: Mickey Rooney Your Life
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2014
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Luke tries to help Andrew by teaching him how to "Mickey Rooney" his life.
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| 0:00.0 | Coming to the Greenwich Civic Center from London's West End, Sir Lloyd Wilson Webers |
| 0:04.5 | wrap the musical. |
| 0:05.7 | Just give me that big, booming face in your face, that booming face. |
| 0:12.7 | Give me that stupid, bad rhyme every time, just by the crime. |
| 0:20.3 | Wrap the musical contains no rap music. |
| 0:22.7 | How going on a dry boy, just me pussy and me. |
| 0:27.2 | I'm a gangster of the old school you can call me OG. |
| 0:31.3 | Wrap the musical, the fun of rap, without all that rap. |
| 0:34.9 | T-B-T-E-L. |
| 0:41.0 | Let's talk about Mindy. |
| 0:42.6 | Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies. |
| 0:45.0 | No one has addressed that. |
| 0:46.5 | Scrunchies? |
| 0:47.5 | I've never worn a fucking scrunchie in my whole life. |
| 0:50.1 | You want to wear them, though. |
| 0:51.6 | Being like that in Hollywood, that's easy. |
| 0:53.7 | Paul Hansometsi, be short fat and smell like Doritos and try |
| 0:56.7 | to make it Hollywood. |
| 0:57.8 | You must be Lakshmi Barvaca. |
| 0:59.8 | Very good. |
| 1:00.6 | I'm impressed by your pronunciation. |
| 1:02.6 | Thank you. |
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