Welcome to Thought for Your Thoughts. I'm your Pony and host, Derry Murbels.

And I'm your Eagletonian host, August Clementine.

Yes, if you have not heard our program in a while,

Thought for Your Thoughts now has a co-host thanks to the Pony Eagleton merger.

I believe that is the Eagleton Pony merger, Nespa.

I'd like to apologize to our listeners for my co-host Sudden and Violent Outburst

just now. Our guest is former City Councilwoman Leslie Nope.

Leslie, thought for your thoughts. I said it.

Absorb the aggression, Derry. Absorb the aggression.

T-B-T-L!

Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.

I will find out if there are.

I'm sure you won't.

Because that would be stupid of us and we're not stupid.

It's a no.

Wait, this one is the color copier, isn't it? That one?

This is the color copier. That one is the color copier.

So, this is the black and white copier.

That's the white copier.

Look, I just need to make a color copier.

We'll go ahead and do it. Just don't use the color copier.

The white copier is better anyway. It makes color copies.

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