Episode 151 - Dick on Life Subscriptions

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

A case for the $500 minimum wage, how companies pushing the possibility of failure onto you, how to fix the student debt crisis, Sean brings me something I asked for from Australia, polyamory advice, the importance of friends, bureaucracy, the American TSA, Sick Liars, women's need to buy and sell things, and an economist says I'm stupid; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh my God, it has been a dude I have gotten a chiskellay put on me.
0:08.0	That's a hell of a word. I'm not kidding.
0:11.0	Someone put a chiscalay on me.
0:13.4	That's bad.
0:14.0	And I have been suffering from it.
0:16.9	Yeah, well.
0:18.9	Have you ever had a chiscalay put on you?
0:20.6	I don't know that I know what a chiscalay is.
0:22.4	Well, it's bad news, my friend.
0:25.0	Yeah. Someone put a Chiskelei on me for something.
0:28.0	What nationality is that that believes in Chiskelay?
0:30.0	Chiskele.
0:31.0	They do it like this.
0:32.0	Chiskele. Chis lay, does that help?
0:35.0	Does that help what nationality it is?
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	I swear to fucking God, man.
0:39.0	This has been the most unlucky.
0:42.0	Not counting, not counting the Bitcoin crash yeah week when
0:47.0	Bitcoin went from like whatever 19,000 dollars to 19 dollars or whatever it went to.
0:53.0	Not counting that week.
0:55.0	Actually, that wasn't the worst week,
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