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🗓️ 16 April 2019
⏱️ 154 minutes
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A timeline of screwups, bureaucracy, mass shootings, bad assumptions, and how Road Rage: Australia was ruined, hot monkey bars, making the Internet safe for women, vegans, the correlation between selfies and suicide, mutual understandings between hostile negotiating parties, Sean feeds a Wallaby, and the most embarrassing time I've ever thrown up; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Dick should let Chris calling whenever but cut it out of the episodes and just post his calls separately. |
0:07.0 | I'm going to do that from now on. I'm going to cut every single word of the show and have it as a separate download. So if you don't like any segments and have it like a construct itself like a web, so you can like the way Google does searches, they have every letter of every word mapped so that there's nothing actually stored in the engine like early |
0:27.8 | WordPress shit yes. Yeah, so if you don't like it, then you can, I'll tag them all, and you can be, you can build the episode. |
0:39.0 | If you don't like anything, right, filter right around it. |
0:42.2 | Dick Show Mad Libs? |
0:43.0 | Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. |
0:45.0 | I would be okay with this. |
0:49.0 | I listened to his call at least four times and had to skip ahead to find it each. So Scott, you like him. |
0:54.9 | Fat Ox the Great, you hate him. |
0:56.8 | Okay. Sean is still in Australia. James Morgan's there, that's terrific. I'm sure he's still around since there's Sydney. |
1:07.6 | Yeah, Sean is, um, Sean is still in Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, |
1:20.0 | patreon support to not to listen to Chris. |
1:23.0 | Maybe I should do a |
1:25.0 | a podcast of Chris the Kewe that you have to pay to not listen to. |
1:30.0 | Patreon.com slash no more Chris the Kewe. |
1:33.2 | It's like how you two put their shit on your phone? |
1:35.4 | Yes. |
1:36.4 | And you'd have to, if you want to not listen to Chris the Kewe, you can go pay there, pay and then not listen to him. It won't remove it from it won't remove |
1:46.4 | him from the show yeah but you will be able to not listen to him that sounds pretty |
1:52.2 | good yeah man listen to him. That sounds pretty good. Oh man I got to watch my ass today. I got to watch |
1:58.7 | my shit. You know what I need honestly? Just good clean jokes and debate today. Perfect. That's all I need. |
2:12.0 | That's all I need. That's all I need. |
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