I tell you this because as an artist, I think you'll understand.

Sometimes when I'm driving, on the road at night,

I seek two headlights coming toward me.

Cast, I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head on into the oncoming car.

I can anticipate the explosion, the sound of shattering glass,

flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Right, well, I have to go now to Wayne because I'm due back on the planet Earth.

No matter what stadium I broadcast from, I would always have to find the closest bathroom.

Just in case I had that sudden urge to go.

I see world's records in my room set just about every single day.

Some people think a world's record is what set at the Olympics or at the end of a baseball season.

I see this every single day and not just sometimes once.

What do you then? Some sort of prick, some sort of idiot, some sort of thief?

He hates these cams! Stay away from my car!

What you have to do is study it out, just study it out and you'll see you haven't done your homework, buddy.

I wake up completely energized and my days are just great because of this product.

It's the product known as TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I'm on the magic carpet ride.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host bringing you this Tuesday edition of the program.

It happens to be episode 1509 in a collector series.

There are dozens of us.

There are dozens of us who listen to the trials and travails of me, my friendly co-host, Dr. Andrew Walsh.

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