Hello, my name is Mark Kunrippi Brown. As of today, January 3rd, 2014, year of our

Lord, I have officially tossed my head into the ring to run for Governor of the

Great State of Tennessee. I appreciate your vote this year in August and I

think it's time we bring the United States back to where it's supposed to be.

One state at a time, starting with Tennessee, we are one nation under God, not

above God, and just like the purity of this apple. Well, I don't know where I was going with that.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny. Come on, high five me. Your hands are like 10 feet from me.

High five me. Each deal he makes is final. Who dares refuse that? I keep loads of it, Deem.

And I don't want to make a deal anymore. When a kidnap him, slither out and throw his body in the river.

I don't think that's legal. Creativity to me is just like, it's like a bird, like a friendly bird that

embraces all ideas and just like shoots out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty.

But devil you say, didn't we have major break? We will preserve for our children this last best hope

for man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness.

A step that so often begins within a little imaginary radio show that we like to call TBTL. Welcome

to a Wednesday evening edition of the show. Let the fun begin. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I still warm and I'm levitating. What the f? It's episode 1,510 in a collector series.

Oh yeah. We have so much to talk about.

This is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

The guy you heard at the very top of the show, he's got a bone to pick with the state of Tennessee.

And the only way to effectively pick that bone apparently is to run for governor. We'll tell you

what the issue is. Also, the show Downton Abbey is back. We'll talk with our friend Jen Flash

Andrews about whether or not it's returned to its form. And speaking of things that receive a

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