Guy goes to Europe on a business trip and he finishes up early so he senses

wife of facts saying honey I'm coming home tomorrow I was coming home a week

early gets home and it walks in the house and and he catches his wife in the

act yeah doesn't even say anything he's devastated he slinks out of the house

goes to a shrink tells the shrink what happened shrink lessons Roy

sympathetically says maybe she didn't get the facts yeah it's not a great joke

the DJs were hot the bodies were hot and we had a great time just cuz you'd

like laying around your house and your underpants didn't mean the United

States of America has to see it I'm gonna let you win on a little secret every

day once a day give yourself a present don't plan it don't wait for it just let

it happen could be a new shirt at the men's store a cat nap in your office chair

or two cups of good hot lacked coffee well I've heard all the facts and it's

pretty obvious what I have to do get a big old mug of hot chocolate put on my

thinking PJs and get back to you which is precisely the system we used to

record this here podcast it's the show that just might be too beautiful to live

hey everybody welcome to a Monday evening edition of TBTL the show that might be

too beautiful to live or my name is Luke Burbank I am your host this episode

1,500 and eight in a collector series I am kind of freaking out because we

have not done this show in two whole weeks and it's very very exciting to be

here with all of you again together on the imaginary radio we have lots of

stuff to talk about hi this is Luke Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL it is our

first show of 2014 so we've got the TBTL 2014 action plan that we're going

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