Episode 149 - Dick on Meat Dreams

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

A meat overdose, the income tax and the theft of American labor, 50 billion robocalls a month, Tetris Brain, a listener bangs a little person, chicks who say “aw”, drivers who wont just go, breathing through your mouth, Jesus’ mom vs, Bezos’ ex, and more on lesbians; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	80's girl got a drink launched at her.
0:03.0	Oh, really?
0:04.0	Yeah, on the anniversary...
0:06.0	It only happens with you.
0:07.0	On the anniversary of her last, getting soaked with a drink, last year on this day,
0:12.0	you know, Caitlin Hall miss Piggy yeah smashed a drink on 80s
0:16.2	girl got away with it right we were out at a one of those like Japanese grill your own meats on a tray. This was last night? Yeah. Very
0:26.8	upscale, very high class. Rocketman's a Finnish friend of ours from school and Rocketman... think I know that guy yeah is a real big guy yes yeah yeah
0:36.7	you've Kung Fu fought with him before see the guy who got pulled up on stage yes that, that was fucking awesome.
0:42.5	You saw that?
0:43.5	Yeah, it was there.
0:44.5	Oh, yeah, it caught, it cock blocked.
0:47.2	It cock blocked coach for the rest of his life or so we thought.
0:51.4	I mean, it was, yeah. it was a cock rock of mythic proportions.
0:55.7	Oh yeah I was I was so happy to be witness to that. That was that
1:01.5	Meanwhile Rocketman is literally laying in the aisle.
1:05.0	He can't sit on a chair.
1:09.0	He turns to a liquid.
1:10.0	At a certain point he turns into a liquid.
1:12.8	Yeah, he becomes like amoebic.
1:15.0	Yeah, coach made the mistake of inviting my another sphere of friends of mine
1:21.0	to an improv show that... That's a dry run.
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