Episode #1474: Babes In Toyland
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2013
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Luke comes to the defense of a controversial Toys R Us ad. Plus, info on how you can come watch TBTL Live @ Uber HQ on Thursday!
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies, here we go. We've got the top six answers on the board. Name something you know about zombies |
| 0:07.6 | Christie black |
| 0:09.7 | They're black |
| 0:30.0 | I know what you're feeling and it's fear, but not fear failure fear of opportunity. I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive |
| 0:44.3 | talking time |
| 0:45.8 | Not long at all. I mean maybe maybe 10 minutes or okay or maybe 15 is also good |
| 0:53.2 | So I |
| 0:55.2 | Seek about having kids. I got the names picked out. They're going to be doughnut and the gold in the hand |
| 1:02.3 | I know what you're saying. How do you know they're going to be girls? |
| 1:06.8 | They always seem to attempt to find a dishonest way to disparage me |
| 1:11.6 | But I take being the focus of their attention and disparagement as a true compliment of my public service effectiveness |
| 1:18.3 | I can't turn off the transmissions to do harm. They're beaming them right into my head |
| 1:25.3 | Day in and day out. That's right. We call it T-B-T-L to show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:35.7 | Turns out no one in our survey listed black as one of the main characteristics of zombies |
| 1:43.1 | Yes, folks. It's episode 1,474 in a collector series. I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 100 |
| 1:49.4 | 92 pounds. I'm on this new diet. No donkeys. No horses. No cows. Whenever you've got them |
| 1:56.2 | I'm not eating horses donkeys or cows and I've lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of confidence on this Tuesday |
| 2:07.3 | Well, it's happening. It's really happening. This is statistically the |
| 2:11.5 | Crappiest day of the year in Seattle. Rain-wise |
| 2:14.7 | It's just so frustrating. I want to be in Florida getting a tan on my back |
| 2:19.5 | And speaking of kids |
| 2:21.9 | A new segment babes in Toiland |
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