#1475 (Missing Original Title)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2013

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

(This show was missing in the TBTL archives until it was found and recovered on January 23, 2026.)

Andrew is VERY stressed about his imminent move to Los Angeles, while Luke is also feeling general anxiety.

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0:00.0	Tell me, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
0:04.0	Do yourself for favour. Come and work for us.
0:07.0	The glittering prizes and endless compromises
0:12.0	shatter the illusion of integrity.
0:16.0	So do you want to come and work for us?
0:19.0	You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you want to come and work for us? Ha ha ha You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
0:23.6	Track one, side one, the Hemisphere's album by Rush.
0:27.6	Do yourself a favour and download it.
0:29.6	Delete one of your Dido tracks.
0:30.6	I don't follow you.
0:31.6	Let me put it in plain English.
0:33.6	I don't dance to Dido dude.
0:35.6	I know there was a lot of D's in there before you say anything.
0:39.0	TBTL.
0:44.0	The most boring show with a brand new host.
0:46.8	Hey, yo, I'm an at-risk kid
0:48.5	and I think it's cool to sell drugs.
0:50.5	Hold on.
0:51.2	Why does the kid selling drugs sound like he's black?
0:53.3	He's not.
0:54.1	Well, why not? Are you saying that black people can't sell drugs? No, I'm not saying that. We have a black president. Why can't black people sell drugs? I don't know where you get your concepts from, man. You're really fucked up. You may hate us, but I'm gonna tell you, we hate ourselves more. more. Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now?
1:18.3	Wait till downtown Julie Brown comes out.
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