Have you wasted a whole day playing flight wheel?

Now there's TURD!

TURD combines the flight of a bird with the crawling of a turtle to create the only flight

wheel that slowly comes back.

First, throw your turd.

Watch it soar up to a half mile away.

When it lands, its turtle legs will extend, and turd will begin his long track home.

Time for work.

While turd sluggishly returns, you can spend your day paying bills.

Just stir yourself online, play hands tomorrow's work, sort some coins, repay old bills,

call your brother, stare, stare, moisten your fence wood, reposition your doorknob, dig

a hole to bury a box, and turd is still crawling, sweep your lawn, offer your husband a drink,

destroy a pornography collection, and when turd crawls back, throw it again, and get

even more work done.

Thanks for letting me get my work done turd.

TURD!

Of Cinco Toy.

And I said it again real boldly, I said, in the name of Jesus, get out of my house.

And everybody started chanting, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, he just turned around and ran out the

door.

As fast as he could go.

You are the opposite of Batman.

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