Episode 147 - Dick on The ISS

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2019

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Summary

A cosmonaut takes me to space, the downside of 128 crayons, playing the 21 questions excuse game, underwear rolling up inside your pants, JP and The Dickheads Podcast vs. Not For Human Consumption, Apostrophos returns to spill glitter and chew bubblegum, Kiwi Chris calls in to give his thoughts on the Christchurch shooting hoax, a suicidal #MeToo in progress, machine learning and other lies machines have taught me, and how to separate a man and his wife; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I got this working again. Oh yeah. Yeah. What about how about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? Just had to jiggle it around a little bit. Oh yeah. Your heart or that thing?
0:13.0	It's kind of an overdone laugh, isn't it? Nobody's going to buy that.
0:22.0	No. Except it's on a slope at him.
0:24.5	He's turning red.
0:26.0	And his heart rate went down.
0:28.0	I think there needs a little more percussive maintenance.
0:30.3	Oh, laughter is the best medicine.
0:33.0	They jiggle it around a little bit.
0:36.0	You can't OD and it's free.
0:38.0	Hang on.
0:39.0	You're a heart or the thing.
0:40.0	I'm pretty sure someone died from laughing at least once.
0:42.0	That's an OD.
0:44.0	Yeah, there's been people who have supposedly died of that.
0:47.6	That's what they say.
0:48.4	From laughing?
0:49.3	Yeah, it's laughing.
0:50.1	Yeah, I mean, it's probably another cause, but yeah, huh?
0:54.0	Roger Rabbit.
0:56.0	I've got Johnny's Blunt is still here.
0:58.0	Oh, get rid of that.
0:59.0	That's quite a bit of it there.
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