Episode 146 - Dick on Tickle Day

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

Windshield wipers that go too fast or too slow, the creator of the Steam game "Rape Day" calls in, mass shootings and the mental illness of "what did you think was going to happen?", my Dr. Phil tapes are held for ransom, 50 retarded ways to leave your lover, a new news babe comes into the studio, getting pat on the stomach, and how to be creepy; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Happy St. Patrick's Day by the way.
0:03.0	Oh yeah.
0:04.0	I think I'm not going to drink on St. Patrick's Day this year.
0:07.0	I always say, that's like a...
0:09.0	You can make that decision, you know what?
0:10.0	You can make that decision though when you get to a certain age well
0:13.8	because people people think like you're obligated to go get totally
0:17.8	fucked up on St Patty's Day or like when you're in your 20s and stuff and then
0:22.0	you realize it's like why do I want to go out to
0:24.7	fucking amateur hour? That's a good point. Yeah. The older the older I get the fatter the women get.
0:34.3	All right Sean? That's what I always say. Why go out? See a bunch of fat sows
0:41.2	swilling themselves with booze. Haven't heard that and pinching each
0:44.7	other that's all they do yeah yeah no they're out there like rustlers yeah yeah
0:52.1	try drive cattle into the shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get him up there. Yeah. Okay, let's do a program today.
1:01.6	Ready?
1:03.0	Yeah, all right.
1:04.0	This time.
1:05.0	It's gonna work.
1:06.0	Yeah there it is.
1:08.0	Oh. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-O. Bup bup bup bup bup bup bahhahhah Yeah, welcome to Dick, you want to dig, you, you love, dig, you got it,
1:25.0	is the show where everything's a contest.
1:27.0	Come to you live from a mountain bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure.
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